October 2010
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Oct 30th
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Oct 14th
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WatchWatch
My Amy and Lee were blowing this strange whistle today. They seemed to be amused by my reactions. Honestly, I will never understand the strange ways of humans. They said it was a fox whistle. Never in my life have I heard a fox ever whistle before. This just sounds like nonsense to me.
Oct 11th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 6th
Oct 5th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 3rd
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Too far
The vile creature actually tried to attack my face! I almost bit it but I am a lady and cat hair would not match my beautiful fur coat.
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
Oct 1st
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I don't know what is worse
A cat in my house or the neighbor’s pretentious Jack Russell Terrier. This morning, in all her pompous glory, she ran up to me to gloat. I don’t know what she is gloating about about, I don’t listen to her because it is obviously not lady-like behavior. I have told her three times before not to speak to me nor even come near me, yet she fails to heed my advice. So I dropped all...
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Dear concerned reader,
Recently my humans have done me a major disservice. One day, while I was out walking them I discovered a tiny, insignificant, ungodly creature in the bushes. A creature I despise with all my being (but I am a lady, so the most I do is chase.) Yes, dearie, a CAT. I wanted to scare it out of its hiding place and chase it down the road but instead my humans snatched it up and, for some unthinkable...
Oct 1st